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1 day ago
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They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy

2 days ago
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hermione:

I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer.

Gone Girl (2014), dir. David Fincher

3 days ago
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3 days ago
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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

3 days ago
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potato-tots:

potato-tots:

there are some fandoms that are too crazy even for me tbh

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do you think i have a death wish

3 days ago
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caesaretluna:

"nope"

- everyone

3 days ago
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ABC SAID IT. ABC SAID IT. THE OFFICIAL RECAP ON ABC.COM SAYS THAT THEY ARE TRUE LOVE. I REPEAT CAPTAIN SWAN IN TRUE LOVE, AS OF THE OFFICIAL RECAP BY ABC.

bookwormchoirgeekgreyface:

lol i literally claimed that when they climbed the beanstalk

BUT ABC SAID SO NOW

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BY THE WAY, ANYONE WHO IS WONDERING JUST GO TO ABC.COM

3 days ago
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3 days ago
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hunger games au: last year was child’s play

based on this post (x)

3 days ago
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The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.