1. Your Real name: Candace
2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Pink Penguin
3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Marie Dickerson
4. Your Star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Isomacasom
5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): Aqua Bag
6. Goth name (Black and one of your pets): Black Rascal
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.
I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”
They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy